literally all I do is daydream about impossible scenarios
My friend and I were typing and suddenly my friend start to send me this…
and my personal favorite
i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
Why cant essays be more like twitter nope not 9000 words 9000 characters. Sum that shit up.
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.
What. The fuck
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch